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Kurt and Turk - PrologueWe were somewhere around...a dunno, after a while everything kinda looks the same. Though the highway sign we passed earlier said "Vancouver" so we must be heading towards that place. But that was hours ago. It was around this time that my lanky, darker-skinned associate started talking.
"Hey Kurt." he asked.
"Yeah, what?" I respond.
"Where are we going?"
I shrug, “Hell if I know.”
“Good, I thought we were going the wrong way.”
That's the thing you gotta be at times like this, when you're low on munchies or the good stuff, you gotta stay positive and relaxed like my buddy Turk and I.
The two of us man, we've been together since way before the Second Big Bang (as peeps tend to call it). We grew up in the same neighborhood as J and B, and the four of us would get together to light it up after school and later J and B became dealers with Turk and I being two of their best customers. J and B aren't around anymore, Turk and I found them
Ed Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show Comm-Ed-taryEddy: Hey party people! I'm Eddy!
Ed: I am Ed!
Edd: And I'm Double-D, but you probably already knew that.
Eddy: Welcome to our commentary on our Big Picture Show!
Ed: I thought it was a movie.
Edd: It means the same thing Ed.
Ed: Then why didn't they just call it “The Ed, Edd, n Eddy Movie”?
Edd: I dunno, they wanted to be original.
Eddy: Enough stallin', let's light this candle!
The Movie starts, showing the opening title sequence.
Edd: So we start off with this...er...strange way of opening titles.
Ed: What happened to the original title design? Why did it go all super serious on us?
Eddy: I dunno, some of the camera crew wanted it to be edgy or something like that, all of these are mostly shot for drama.
Shows the aftermath of the scam that went wrong.
Ed: Say guys? What exactly happened here?
Eddy: No idea, Danny just told the set designers to make it look as big and vague as possible.
Edd: Here's a little trivia, whenever we bring up the
Poetry MixI used to have a friend who told me her problems
I listened and always tried to cheer her up
But she didn't have time to listen to mine
When she told me I should be happy that she lied to me
That I should be happy that she played with my feelings
I hung up on her and never called again
When the aliens showed up, we all thought the worst
We thought they would kill us all and take over the world
But then they said "Hey, somebody order a pizza?"
My friends and I used to play a game
Where they'd say a lot of nasty stuff about me
And pretend I wasn't there
When my dad kicked me out of the house
I walked five miles away with no destination in mind
Then my mom told me to get in the car
She left without a word
She came back months later
She said it was my fault
We thought it was a big mistake
When we heard that he died
Then the police showed up
I have a plan when the zombies show up
I'll pack up what I can carry and head for Alaska
Low population, and the snow will slow them more
A monster fol
A Heart of Ed Chapter 1: Awakening
Falling. That's what it felt like.
The three youths known as Ed, Edd, and Eddy felt like they were falling for an absurd amount of time into an abyss of darkness.
Knowing not where they were going to, none of them remembering where they came from or how they got to this point. All they could remember was who they were.
Ed was the tallest of them, he had short red hair, sage green eyes, yellow toned skin, and a unibrow. He wore an army green bomber jacket (even though it was summertime), with a grey shirt underneath that had a sketch of skulls with bat-like wings and the words " Bat Country" in red behind them. He also wore dark blue baggy jeans, and black converse sneakers. Ed was mostly looked at as the most dim-witted as the Eds due to him speaking more slowly and less often and because of his low test scores, even though he has improved much in school thanks to tutoring from his friend Edd.
Speaking of which, Edd (Or Double-D as h is friends called him) was the most intelligent of t
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